Gage Bum

A round plump rump that's juicier than a glass of OJ.

Damn, that sucks like water Gage Bum.

It's plumpier than OJ.

by ukuangle April 9, 2020

scruffy bum

scruff bum scruffy bums

Hey Kyerone, stop wearing clean boxers over the top of your dirty ones Scruffy Bum!

Kyerone is wearing new underwear over the top of his new ones the little scruffy bum!

by lulu187642 April 14, 2020

Bum crumb

A bum crumb is an object that is forced up your buttock when you sit on it. It can also be spelt like this: bumb crumb.

What happened doctor? Oh you had a rare inconvenience called a bum crumb also known as the bummeth crumbosis it is when an object becomes suck up ones buttock when they sit on it.

by I'm a smart one April 21, 2020

Bum jam

A different way of saying diarrhoea also known as BJ.

A - what does bj mean

B- oh bum jam

by jonesG March 24, 2020

bum twinkie

When a woman lets a man cum in her ass. Like the meme about toaster strudel and twinkies where as a strudel he cums ON you and as a twinkie he cums in you, just in your ass.

My GF isnt on birth control so she's only a bum twinkie.

by Meowtyful June 13, 2020

bum-scadge

The collection of debris and sweat that gathers in the rectal crease between the buttocks.

It was roasting at graft the day. I better go scrape the bum-scadge out before it cakes me kegs

Here, pet, come smell me bum-scadge

by TheTrufflingPig July 12, 2020

Bum boarding

When a homeless person sits on your face.

Last night I got to drunk and went out and found a dirty homeless guy to bum board me. I always get pinkeye after a good Bum boarding.

by Whiskey helps July 19, 2020