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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
mugGet the A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnicmug.

Comfy Shorts

Word used to describe the type of shorts ou are wearing(free ballin)
Hey baby, im wearing my comfy shorts for easy access
by Dellgh July 8, 2011
mugGet the Comfy Shortsmug.

Short

A short is usally a person named Elias and is under average height
Bro, Elias is so short
by PoopMaster4206969696 April 27, 2022
mugGet the Shortmug.

T-shorts

A short-sleeved T-shirt. long-sleeved T-shirts have now been cancelled.
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! WHERE ARE ALL MY T-SHORTS???
the dog ate them.
by pseudootter February 18, 2023
mugGet the T-shortsmug.

Fuck Short People

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.
Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021
mugGet the Fuck Short Peoplemug.

Short

by Word_nigga 2002 March 14, 2021
mugGet the Shortmug.

Buss Jockey shorts

when one buller man takes his penis and enters another buller man anus without the removal of his under garments.
Keshan buss Monk jockey shorts last night.
Not before Keshan get his jockey shorts buss by Travis. Before u know it, there was a buss jockey shorts threesome.
by ballzzs October 18, 2011
mugGet the Buss Jockey shortsmug.

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