acidic jews

the most pungent kind of jew- greedy, vax monger, on epstein island having sex with hot bimbos on your money

Those billionaire acidic jews

by D Flawless January 24, 2022

Vampire jews

Doctors and nurses that take your blood.
Typically used by people with a fear of needles.

"I had to do lab work today and the vampire jews stole my blood".

by Brittanybitch72 April 21, 2017

White Jew

A White Jew is a person that look more Northern European than Semitic looking. They look less Semitic, they have lighter hair and eyes. Natalie Portman is a White Jew but she look Northern European like a British person.

I didn't know that Natalie Portman is a White Jew.

by Ella negra mujer. October 2, 2019

Muckle-Jew

a half muckleshoot indian and half jewish person, who can be kind, is bad at bowling, spennds to much money on their significant other, and should live in a tee-pee!

Person 1: "Dude why is dave such an ass?"
Person 2: "Dont worry its because there a muckle-jew"

by The BakedPotato February 12, 2010

jew-wise

(adj) expressing stereotypical traits of a jew based upon the need for instant gratification and often used to manipulate others who are not cognizant that they are being victimized until it's too late or the situation has already been resolved. (n) a person who is jew-wise.

What a freakin jew-wise, he totally left early to dodge the bill." "She was jew-wise about the engagement; she made him feel so guilty about wanting to wait a few more months that not only did he pop the question the next night, he also bought her the ring she picked out and put on hold.

by GLA9998 August 5, 2010

boo hoo jew

A jew, usually a zionist, who uses his or her jewish faith/identity as a crutch or handicap by playing the part of a perpetual victim in order to recieve preferential treatment, attention, or as a means of discrediting anyone who challenges them by simply calling their opponent an anti-semite. (Hence the name boo hoo, as in, "boo hoo I'm a jew, I'm special you are not") Nearly all jewish zionists are boo hoo jews at heart. They give all jews a bad name and actually contribute to anti-semitic sentiments among non-jews. Jews who mind their own business and who don't wish to be treated differently often don't take kindly to their bullshit and will be labeled as self-hating jews by the boo hoo jews they challenge.

Rueben: How dare anyone condem the actions of Israel after all the jewish people have suffered over the years! I can't believe our prof had the balls to say that about Ariel Sharon. She is an anti-semite if I ever saw one.

Issac: Shut the fuck up you boo hoo jew, you make me sick. You make being jewish seem like a curse with your incessant bitching and masters degree in victimology.

Rueben: Anti-Semite!

Issac: I'm jewish dumb fuck!

Rueben: Ohh... ummm... Self-hating jew! What is wrong with you?

Issac: That tactic never gets old, does it?

by callingoutzionistbigots August 26, 2009

Jew-rassic Park

every jew's favourite movie in which scientists clone prehistoric hebrews such as the rabbi-saurus-rex to populate a theme park which suffers a major security breakdown and releases the jews.

"lechaim! me and the mini-jews watched jew-rassic park this weekend, phew, i cant believe i spent a dime! ahhhh.."

by J.Bunda January 9, 2008