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School aborior

A theoretical schooling system that would exist in theory in a society with no government intervention, were those who have enough money will not pay for schools to teach their children, but as a regular occurrences pay certified teachers to immediately graduate their students scoring near 100% on to be proven smarter easily.
Demetrius: How do you think schools would work without governments?
Costa: I believe there may be a lot of school aborior.
by YourLocalAnonymousPerson February 22, 2021
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Olds High School

Olds high school is best place to get addicted to nicotine. Located on the campus is the "blue shed". You can find all sorts of stoners and nicotine addicts there. The principle occasionally dresses as a teen to catch the said stoners and nicotine addicts. This doesn't stop them though.
"I got addicted to nicotine at Olds high school."
by Falling like a leaf October 20, 2021
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North ridgeville schools

Home to the most homophobic and racist kids ever. If you go to school in north ridgeville your either a basic person that looks like everyone else, extremely lgbt* or ginger. If teachers can’t figure out what to name something they just put ranger in front of it. Watch out for food poisoning because the food they serve sucks.
Kid: I cant wait to attend north ridgeville schools, it’s gonna be great!
Burnt out, sleep deprived student who went through years of torment there: run away as far as your little little legs will take you and don’t look back.
by Asthmaurmom December 4, 2021
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national humble a private school boy day

December 22nd is national humble a private school boy day. A day to humble a boy who went to private (most likely christian) school with an astronomical ego.
“hey it’s December 22nd
“so what”
“it’s national humble a private school boy day!”
“alright let’s open snap it’s time to make sure these boys don’t get out of line again”
by borgandonor December 21, 2022
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School

School means
Six
Cunt
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
D: school
E: yes it's a cunt
by Fancesca forest May 2, 2019
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School

The house of pure torture, even outside the building

The place where once lessons start, all your freedom and time will be sent to waste. The area where we have to sit our butts down on a chair and endure the slow, painful loss of braincells. Where we try to fight the urge to pass the time by doing something else without getting caught by a teacher.

After the long and agonizing lessons, when we think the suffering is done, there is more. Pages upon pages of worksheets that have brain-damaging questions that could take long hours to finish and you are required to finish it on time, even when your not. Where break times feel so short, it felt like 20 seconds have gone by.

That same cycle will go on for what feels like years. When you felt like it was all done, there's homework. The pages of even more torture that you have to complete or else you will get punished by parents. Then you go sleep, and the next day comes. Which is the same, useless and time-wasting cycle that destroys braincells.

The only real feeling of escape from school is the long and sweet breaks from school that could be destroyed by even more of the homework.
by sans.jpg February 5, 2022
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Mountain View Middle School

This school is the perfect school if you would like to get lice, a migraine, depression, anxiety, etc! The kids suck and the staff is even worse but that A ok because the teacher doesn't care at all! Thunder is the best 6th-grade team ninja is the WORST 7th-grade team and Earth had potential but Castle ruined it Ice and Ocean are pretty ok. The girls gossip 25/8 and the wanna-be popular guys are just ick. Anyways, If this didn't sell you to come to this school what are you waiting for? sign up now!
by classof2028 February 5, 2024
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