Shits pack

Gaining a six pack from pushing out a shit.

"I got a shits pack after eating that"

by Keg2133333 July 11, 2018

Getting your shit tossed

1. Getting your hair done
2. Getting fucked

1. “Can you come over tomorrow or are you getting your shit tossed”
2. I went over his house last night hands got my shit tossed”

by Amos: wtf.t July 13, 2018

Shit

When your ass meets pleasaure it releases shit.

I just shit my pants!

by LeaveMeDaFuckAloneInternet July 14, 2018

shit nugget

a word that describes something that is shit and looks like a nugget...

BILLY! you are a TOTAL SHIT NUGGET!...

by TVhead July 18, 2018

Helsinki Shit Show

An occurrence that is unbelievably more stupid than anything else that has occurred before. Usually culminating from an ongoing habit of saying or doing things that only a person with shit for brains would say or do.

I thought his defense of Neo-Nazis was unbelievably stupid, but this latest stunt was a real Helsinki Shit Show!

by Medina Sod July 18, 2018

shit

a carousel (a nice word)

A shit moved like a wheel in Alameda County Fair with music.

by forehard bill July 20, 2018

Shit Spit

When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.

Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again

by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018