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holy shit

Holy shit:
1. The shit or dung of God, which is disposed of in a holy toilet.
2. A slang which is usually laughed at. Example: WTF, because it stands for With The Family.
1) God sure has some holy shit!
2) Holy shit, I forgot to take toilet paper when I went for a shit.
by XInTheDark September 30, 2019
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aw shit the whole forest is on fire

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire
oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire
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Dog Shit

Did you see the basketball game that Lincoln North Star played against Lincoln High?

Yeah, Lincoln High was dog shit.
by RustyMFKuntz December 9, 2021
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shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.
Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.
by capedcrusader March 30, 2012
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shit pterodactyl

When you are about to do a sweet BASE jump and you strip your girl naked. You pour Mountain Dew and pop rocks into her ass and the lick that butthole clean while your taking to the sky. Then when you land you shit in her butt so she can feel the rush and adrenaline or being
Dude did you go to Angel Falls last weekend. Yeah bro nacho. I gave my girl a wicked Shit Pterodactyl.
by HEYPUNK626 December 4, 2017
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Shit Mohammed

When your out fishing and you can’t make it to a bathroom and you shit in your pants
Gary and I were out fishing on our pontoon and Gary pulled a Shit Mohammed and shit in his pants and on the side of the pontoon
by GacDcTc August 23, 2025
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James Cameron's Blue Shit

An alternative name for James Cameron's "Avatar", because the Franchise title of "Avatar" is already taken by Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Legend of Korra, and all the Avatar comics and novels with Roku, Kyoshi, Kuruk, Yangchen, Szeto, Wan, etc.

*Side Note: And for Star Wars: Sequel Fans who say "You have to blindly love everything", for them; the Avatar Franchise includes Shyamalan's The Last Airbender; which Star Wars: Sequel Fans completely love that movie if they're also Avatar fans; since Star Wars: Sequel Fans have no taste in quality.

*Also Note: Releasing movies after a decade later doesn't count, and is basically "cheating". As of now, the true #1 movie of all time is still Avengers: Endgame.
WTF is James Cameron thinking; his second blue shit movie has to be among the top five movies of all time just to break even? Very likely, James Cameron's Blue Shit 2 will fail and it will kill 3-5.

He should have released 2-5 soon after the first one came out, before 13 years past guy can people had enough time to pull the curtains and see that James Cameron's Blue Shit isn't as great of a movie as he thinks it is.
by Danny Duignan on Facebook November 29, 2022
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