dick of all trades

Someone incompetent in all manner of work.

He is incompetent in everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

Butterfly dick

The man you find yourself daydreaming about whose dick was so amazing you will never forget it . It will leave such a lasting impression on you so every time you think about it, you have tiny soft butterfly like orgasms for life.

I sure miss that guy he was my butterfly dick.

by Tmamaj March 12, 2023

Dick

Something Dylan sucks

Dylan sucked Wyatt’s dick

by My guy boy January 2, 2020

Dick beetle

Slang word for cockroach, an insect known for moving fast, infesting homes, and being a common pest in general.

Did you see that Dick beetle?

What the fuck are you talking about

I call cockroaches “Dick beetle”

by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024

colander dick

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

by disaster class June 12, 2016

Slank dick

During masturbation your turns soft and dies in your hands.

You ever be beatin your meat, and then got that slank dick?

by Sleenkee-ninkee March 2, 2020

Peanut butter dick

A dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“Eww John has a peanut butter dick” “Joseph’s peanut butter dick is nasty”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019