fucked up shit

something is screwed up real bad

do this homework is fucked up shit

by yolanda anderson January 4, 2008

fuck all and nothing

A Better Way Of Telling Some One To Shut The Fuck Up.

Also, What Most People Know Anyways.

Person A: Hey You Wanna Know Something?
Person B: You Know What?
Person A: What?
Person B: You Know Tow Things.
Person A: What Are They?
Person B: Fuck All And Nothing.

by Jane-Lane July 3, 2008

fuck if it ain't me

A phrase similar in meaning to same or mood, usually with a slightly negative connotation.

Person A: one time a guy hit on me and I got so nervous I just walked away while screaming internally.
Person B: Fuck if it ain't me though.

by Lady_Hiraeth August 10, 2019

what the fuck, over

A variation of 'what the fuck', an expression of disbelief.
WTFO, however, is used when the disbelief is caused by a betrayal - when you betray someone you 'fuck them over'.

Bill: I told your g/f you ditched her last night to go bar-hopping.

Dave: What the fuck, over? You know I was at work covering for you!

by yabo-wabo September 16, 2004

Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet

Expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. For 'ragman' think Steptoe/Sanford & Son. Aha.

'Well fuck me with a ragman's trumpet. There IS a Santa.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

what the fuck is wrong with you

Dude seriously why are you doing that

Jake!?!? What The fuck is wrong with you nigg? Goddam dough

by MotherfuckerJonesy November 28, 2013

snakes on a mother fucking plane

The excited way of describing one of the most hyped movies of the summer, Snakes on a Plane. Used by Samuel L. Jackson in an interview with Jon Stewart.

"Yes! Snakes on a mother fucking plane!"

by ahdeesan August 19, 2006