scarecrow dick

A weak ass blunt filled reggie that resembles my nigga Hogg's pecker. Also so known to some as a Hogue dick. Refered to as a scarecrow dick as it resembles the scarecrow from The Wizard of OZ's cock.

" damn bitch nigga! you finshed twistin that scarecrow dick up yet? I'm finna get blowed of that hogue pecker!"

by CircdeNueve April 20, 2018

back dick

idk what the fuck this means its some bullshit phrase

Choudh: im gonna be back home soon
AGP: back dick?

by yetsgooo May 27, 2024

vacation dick

A dick of massive size that one could only stand for a short period of time. As opposed to boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy that had a vacation dick. It was amazing, but a little too amazing.

by Ryguy017 June 14, 2016

schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.

Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis

by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

Dick Flour

An accumulation of flour-esque residue located on the male genitalia, most often in and around folds.

Is that toe cheese on your penis or just some dick flour?

by Grainy March 16, 2013

Dick Fingers

The opposite of the Midas Touch. Instead of things turning to gold they get fucked.

Everything was great until Sally ruined it with her dick fingers. Now my car is on fire.

by mustadio87 December 3, 2020