turped-up

Drunk.

An obscure way for Brits to say they're drunk. I'm a bit turped up = I'm a bit trashed.

I'm a bit turped-up from the 8 Guinness I had.

by Makas21 July 13, 2014

break up boink

Having sex with someone after a break up or in between relationships.

Barney Stinson would be the bro to successfully pull off the Break Up Boink because he's legen-wait for it-dary.

by the bro July 21, 2014

calm it down when it is up

this phrase referrs to someone who is irated and dejected by anyone.this is declared when they have to keep their composure

man you are mopin i can tell ya know since this is an instance,calm it down when it is up

by ginger ocean August 14, 2014

Knoxed Up

To be arrested in a foreign country.

Person A: "I heard Sally got knoxed up during her trip to Italy."
Person B: "That ho got pregnant on her trip to Italy!?"
Person A: "No. Arrested."
Person B: "lol, dudeeeeeeee"

by jewish1 October 2, 2014

Kindle Up

Settling down on the couch or bed, to lose yourself in an E book.

The next book in my favorite series is ready for download. Time to go home and Kindle Up for the night.

by Chefspam October 8, 2014

Chalking up

To dip the end of your penis in a bag of cocaine

Chalking up, the only way I let the misses do coke

by Tom foolery October 20, 2014

turtled up

When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.

Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.

by dj_nafi November 25, 2014