by anonymous May 21, 2021
Get the Give your gf a sweatshirt day mug.A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.
Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023
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Get the Jamison Day!! mug.A day to celebrate that your a sad peice of shit. No girl or boy in your life. But thats ok. Spend the rest of your day talking to the one you love just to get friend zoned.
Mom: you need to get a girlfriend
Son: i cant, its national lonley day
Mom: your a usless peice of shit
Son: i cant, its national lonley day
Mom: your a usless peice of shit
by Grandma bertha November 1, 2019
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Get the joe buffa day mug.A day to celebrate Rosco Graves and Gale Galleon from FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION'S First Generation Avallum
Avalight 1: "Hey did you know it's National DeadSea Day?"
Avalight 2: "Hell yeah I love those guys"
Avalight 3: "I don't"
Avalight 2: "Hell yeah I love those guys"
Avalight 3: "I don't"
by Roscal February 6, 2025
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