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Vanilla shit

When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.
"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."

"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."
by Ghost_JoeBudden November 21, 2021
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I Be Shitting

Used in one of my favourite brittany moments
Barista: A large cappuccino, is that all?
You: Can I get the milk alternative? My tummy... I be shitting
by BroccoliBoy1729 February 15, 2025
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Fumbled yo shit

When someone stutters or stumbles their words while talking usually resulting in an awkward silence or pause. Can also be applied when someone trips up or spills something.
Yo you just fumbled yo shit!
by Free.lover November 19, 2022
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Uncle Shit

Someone or something that is Uncle Shit
Yo Uncle Shit you tryna do some Uncle Shit later?
by Unctypeshi May 11, 2025
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Intel Shit Graphics

A way to blame Intel graphics products by calling them 'shit'. Intel's GPU products includes HD Graphics, UHD Graphics, GMA, etc. This may be used by people who are using Intel onboard GPU and they complain about its performance.
mate 1: hai mate, ya bought a new lappy?
mate 2: yeah, mostly for my work.
mate 1: really? does it have Novideo or AyyMD card?
mate 2: nuh uh, just Intel's onboard graphics.
mate 1: ya mean Intel Shit Graphics?
mate 1: yeah but I don't game bruh
by Barnacl437 November 4, 2023
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ts shit pmo me off

when this shit pisses you off but with more volume, can be described as the following; Thocky, Creamy, Thwocky etc.
Why would he take my one of a kind autograph glow in the dark snorkel, ts shit pmo me off.
by 7zipLunch February 9, 2025
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Baff-Shit

Baff-Shit- bad air, bad people, just scum in general (everything you don't want in a place)
Fam this city is full of Baff-Shit, I ain't coming back here!
by Big Boy Ruckus October 8, 2017
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