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Day-walker

Ted sucks dick and eats pussy
Dude is a day-walker
by Chickensoup6969420 December 13, 2024
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Then one day the cat got her

Then paulie says "then One day the cat got her. "Realizing his friend ivy had died.
by X blade slim March 14, 2022
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National hug your sad friend day

If you know anybody who’s always going through a hard time literally or going through depression, suicidal thoughts please...Give them a hug they literally need it
Girl:Hug!

Boy:why are you hugging me?
Girl:it’s national hug your sad friend day..!
by OoffffTheBanana666 October 16, 2020
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Holy Christ Day

another way to say Christmas.

A very merry way to speak like Dane Cook,

without using his direct words.

on accout of, he hasnt said this directly.
but its so like him he might as well of said it.
Guy 1: Bro, what do u want for Holy Christ Day??
Guy 2: A pimpcup and some Christ Chex.
Guy 1: I can do that.
Guy 2: I wanna open up the box and it to say AAAMEENNNN.
Guy 1: Dane Cook?
Guy 2: Inderectly.
Guy 1: oh, so is Holy Christ Day.
Guy 2: Ahh, i see.
by stripes is not my name September 23, 2009
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National Kiss And Cuddle Day

January 3rd is national kiss and cuddle day! Grab your partner and shower them with kisses and cuddles!
Person: "Today is January 3rd!"
Partner: "You know what that means."

Both: NATIONAL KISS AND CUDDLE DAY!
by 464Y1D10T December 27, 2021
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Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.
Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.
by Bob1655 December 23, 2011
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National Grab Boobs Day

National grab boobs day is when you can walk up to anyone, anywhere and grab their boobs without getting in trouble
Boy: grabs girls boobs

Girl: what!

Boy: It is national grab boobs day
by Ur mom loves me April 19, 2019
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