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kiss your girlfriend day

March 4, 2022 is national kiss your girlfriend day. Go make out with some dry ass lips.
"Hey Chad, did you hear about today?"
"Naw bro whats today?"
"kiss your girlfriend day!"
"Too bad you dont have one"
by the_gay_goddess69 March 3, 2022
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Slap your friends day

*Slaps a friend*
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!
by Your_mum_ishot April 24, 2022
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Your mom

Billy: Yo Briana what you doing tonight
Briana: Your mom
Billy: Wait what?
by briannnnnaaaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2021
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know your meme

know your meme is a website meant to document and archive all memes in existence from the ancient dancing baby to the UTTP
me: know your meme is shit
kubus: it isn't
by Unknown07724 February 2, 2025
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Season your cheese

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.
“dont make me season your cheese buddy”
by Weinerbob September 5, 2019
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Your mom

When you ask what is the matter, it’s your mom. An answer standing in for what you really don’t want to say, or when you are messing with your buddies.
Friend: “What’s the matter?”
You: “Your mom.”
by H.Rae.L August 12, 2018
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dudes in your cereal

literal, real life dudes swimming in your cereal.
“yo who’s swimming in my cereal?”
I think there’s dudes in your cereal”
by doggy_047 October 3, 2025
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