turtle

When your doing a chick from behind underneath a coffee table and whenever shes pokes her head or arm out from underneath you get a rolled up newpaper and hit it saying "get back in your shell"

I gave her a turtle last night, she loved it

by Dom dt July 9, 2007

turtle necking

When a guy has a boner while wearing pants he pulls his penis up vertical so the tip is exposed above his waist line.

I was about to pitch a tent in public so I decided on turtle necking it instead.

by Newballz June 6, 2013

Tittles

small boobs

Damn! I wish io had her titonsters, but im stuck with these little tittles! :(

by Nani&Alexis February 7, 2010

turtle

when you bend your dick backwards so it lies in-between your butt cheeks which makes the butt cheeks look like the shell and the dick head looks like a turtle head

john: hey, look at my turtle!

*pulls down pants and turns around*

mary: oh its cute! i wanna fuck it!

by Anonymous December 25, 2009

Turtle Kiss

A Turtle Kiss is when two people who are turtling(when you has to crap but you keep halting it, so the tip of the turb exits while the bigger portion stays inside the anus) put their butts close together and touch turds and then retract them inside again.
This may be done repeatedly.

Tom and Sarah both had to crap, they were both turtling.
Tom and Sarah got their butts close together and Turtle Kissed.

by Louis Magus Crow June 15, 2012

turtle choking

to define someone who masturbates extremely slow, but at the same time, is picturing his mom naked.

1: Hey Andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!

1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.

by ryan-the master of the universe May 2, 2006

turtle fuck

a pancake that is being used for masturbation.

damn hand me that turtle fuck

by Georgia Brott December 9, 2007