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two faced friend

A friend who is always nice to someone, but the second they're not with them they act like they hate them and talk bad about them
Tony is always nice to Sarah first period, but during second period all he does is talk bad about her and say how she is the scum of the earth. Tony is a total two faced friend.
by Cardinal Gibbons Student November 30, 2015
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two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.
"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay
by ohhistevie May 23, 2018
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Two-Month Bump

When you have a bit of a belly, and you could be easily mistaken for someone who is 2 months pregnant. Therefore, you have a "Two-Month Bump". This doesn't necessarily make a person 'fat', its just a little extra baggage in the tummy area.
*Looking at a photo on Facebook*
Jayne: Oh Lord, I totally have a two-month bump in this picture!

Anacaonia: Oh my goodness! You really do!
by courtisradical December 27, 2010
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Two gun snuggle

When you Eiffel tower a chick, pass out and then she ghosts, and you wake up cuddling the other dude. It's not gay if it's a two gun cuddle.
How was your night? Pretty good for a Tuesday, except I woke up in a two gun snuggle.
by Homeschoolknows August 26, 2017
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A mutual and unreciprocable forfeiture of ones "gender unbefitting ones birth sex" between two people while dancing.
If attempting to write down your sexual preference while doing the Intertransgendercessionental boogalou for two, make sure to use a pencil, so that the line may be moved as needed.
by RichardofPotato November 14, 2021
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Two-Wheels Danny

A squeaky voiced dumbshit that is like Adam Sandler in Water Boy that races Lawnmowers on a daily basis and is still struggling through puberty at the age of 69
Look at Two-Wheels Danny ridin that mower nigga ass.
by PinkPussyTom May 20, 2016
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Oklahoma Two Sack

When two people are having sex and both wear a sack on their heads.
That bitch was so ugly I put a bag on my head in case her’s fell off! We call that the Oklahoma Two Sack!
by @paulester9 May 7, 2019
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