When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025
banana equals three: When an argument gets to the point where neither side have anything new to say but are both convinced they are correct.
It is a less wussy way of saying "let's agree to disagree"
It is a less wussy way of saying "let's agree to disagree"
Geek #1: Hey man, you rolled twice!
Geek #2: I didn't, that roll didn't count so I rolled again and got double 6's!
Geek #1: Dude, it was a bad roll, admit it!
Geek #2: Ok, banana equals three ok?
Geek #1: Fine.
Geek #2: I didn't, that roll didn't count so I rolled again and got double 6's!
Geek #1: Dude, it was a bad roll, admit it!
Geek #2: Ok, banana equals three ok?
Geek #1: Fine.
by PinheadMcJagger September 30, 2011
The acceptable length of a message being sent via Blackberry defined by three strokes of the thumb while scrolling.
"Did you get Mike's rambling email last night? I stop reading after the first five paragraphs. I have a strict three-stroke limit when it comes to reading mail on my Blackberry."
by coining buttress September 22, 2011
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 15, 2025
why don't your understand?
flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can
by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017
The three sexy sins consist of three very sexy men that pull women, are Hispanic males, and will make your life a lot better.
Three sexy sins were walking.
by Three sexy sin leader October 25, 2022