Person 1: damn. I wonder how to turn on the stove.
Person 2: dumbass.. this ain’t Rocket Science
Person 1: stfu
Person 2: dumbass.. this ain’t Rocket Science
Person 1: stfu
by ykifw808 June 2, 2021

by Yahboieasy April 12, 2016

"Honey I could really use a blood rocket right now!"
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."
by Daddy_issues July 29, 2019

Crotch rocket, a crotch rocket is a term for a motorcycle or cyclist that likes to gloat about having more than 2 cylinders, common things said by riders that own these bikes are that Harleys are slow, when in reality there trying to compensate for there tiny dick and how they think there special, these riders commonly are what are considered (see squid) squid, by old bikers for there lack of riding skills and how they act stupid on the road.
Jim: Look at the bozo on that crotch rocket
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
by Fucurbbrjcusve August 13, 2021

by Mystickitty February 14, 2022

by urbanjo February 11, 2024

To suffer from explosive diarrhea.
Dude, those hot dogs must have been bad. I had one yesterday and today I've had to ride the rocket twice.
by Charles U. Farley II July 27, 2009
