Usually held at pubs/clubs/any licensed venue, team bonding sessions serve little purpose, but apparently involve a sports team "bonding" over a few drinks. However a "few drinks" always turns into an all out piss up. Basically an excuse to get absolutely smashed.
by thisismyfile8 March 28, 2011
Get the team bonding sessionmug. Proper Noun: Derived from the greatest endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Also, the ONLY endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Consequently, this also makes them the worst endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. In the annals of history, This team made a name for themselves by being perpetually inferior to legitimate teams such as Team Grayskull, thereby becoming the laughing stock of their community.
The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.
See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.
The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.
See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.
Person 1: "Did you see the way our football team clobbered the other squad 42-0?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."
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Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."
Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."
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Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."
by SYNM January 18, 2011
Get the Team Warrior Poetmug. A team that scores maximum points in the group stages of a football tournament, such as the World Cup or UEFA Euros. Usually a sign of potential winners of the tournament.
The definition only applies to winners of groups where each team plays three games, therefore the Champions League equivalent is 18 point team.
The definition only applies to winners of groups where each team plays three games, therefore the Champions League equivalent is 18 point team.
by Tears 181 June 20, 2008
Get the 9 Point Teammug. by GIntalex November 25, 2004
Get the SDR Racing Teammug. When in a team for something in and you know your going to lose... use the team name 'team awesome wins'
by MissAwesomeWins July 22, 2009
Get the Team Awesome Winsmug. Two chicken patties on a bun with a slice of pizza in the middle as a divider. Named in reference to the pizza being Italian (see Jersey Shore) and being double teamed by the chicken patties (see McGangbang).
Friend 1: Yo dawg, what do you think it would be like if we both fucked Snooki?
Friend 2: Dude, I have the cibarious equivalent to intercourse wit dat Italian beeyotch. It's called the jersey double team. It's good as fuck.
Friend 1: Shit bro, let's eat this bitch up.
Friend 2: Dude, I have the cibarious equivalent to intercourse wit dat Italian beeyotch. It's called the jersey double team. It's good as fuck.
Friend 1: Shit bro, let's eat this bitch up.
by Sandwiches before bitches May 6, 2011
Get the jersey double teammug. 