Salty

Defensive, upset, lashes back

Dude Kevin was salty when u made fun of him last night

BRO IKKKKK

by Joey 553 December 23, 2017

Salty

To be sassy, annoyed, pissed off.

“Oh, Loretta; them pies ain’t the only thing salty about you. ” (Coal Miner's Daughter, 1980)

by Eggplanter September 20, 2017

Salty

When you start sucking dick and pretending to be gay cuz girls wont sleep with you. Aka Dumpass Gonzi.

Gonzalo leave her gay brother alone and stop being so salty that she wont sleep with you.

by WHunger March 2, 2019

Salty

When someone is being toxic, or a bad sport.

Jackson: Dude why you gotta be so Salty!

Ryan: Wish I knew bro!

by Allydude December 2, 2020

Salty Santa

When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.

Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"

by rettican December 15, 2017

Salty pear

When someone eats a girl out after getting creampied.

That salty pear was juicy AF.

by Burrywood May 9, 2024

Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.

“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider”

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”

by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019