beam penis

A beam penis is a penis with a girth so thick and length so straight it can be used as a building beam.

Man, that guy gets all the chicks with his beam penis.

by Champions of Phrase-penis October 14, 2014

Penis Shelf

Penis shelf is where you go to store your penis in the basement after you get married. A cold dark dusty shelf where things no longer of use are stored.

My buddy Freddie Goldheart used to slay so many gals , now that he is married his johnson is in the basement on the penis shelf

Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf

by Metroid22 January 22, 2022

toasted penis

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch

dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis

by analdestroyed April 18, 2018

Penis legs

Penis legs are penis legs. That’s it.

Me: penis legs
Person: wtf does that mean?
Me: idfk

by Penislegs69 September 19, 2020

Nobel Penis

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.

Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.

by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

Penis wrinkle

A term that describes Lazy people they are like penis wrinkles. Someone else has to do all the work to make them go away.

That guy leaning against the wall watching everyone else work is like a penis wrinkle. Soon as all the work is done he will disappear.

by Caveman100 January 25, 2015

Necro-penis

1. An appendage that is literally lethal. Will murder that pussy any given Sunday and therefore is illegal to concealed carry. Legally must rock out with your cock out.

2. A small town in south Florida where there is a lot of perceived incest and smoke signals. Population 964 and shrinking due do the fucking off. Never let them see your poker face in this town.

1.

Crass money maker: hey I’m sorry for your loss. How did your girlfriend kick the bucket?

Boss Hog: I have a necro-penis!!! Look it’s literally out because that’s the law!

Crass money maker: Oh shit dude there it is, out and about for everyone to see. For my pleasure. Your as hard I me right now too!

Crass money maker: you can’t fake the fuck buster, you can’t fake the fuck.

Boss hog: you are a sick fucking fuck motherfucker!

2.
Lit boss: hey crew I’m going on vacation to necro-penis this weekend. Don’t wait up.

Salty crew: don’t let ‘em see your poker face or your boner face.

Lit boss: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP AND THE HEAD GUYS!

by Bro Jake March 24, 2023