Matt Jones

Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.

Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about

Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom

Teenager : say that one more time

Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch

by Factual fate September 12, 2022

matt jeffries

someone who introduces themselves as epstein when meeting someone for the first time thinking it is a joke

"Yo he was such a matt jeffries last night i cant believe he introduced himself as Epstein again"

by drashtor April 21, 2022

Matt pearson

A cool dude

Matt Pearson is a cool dude

by Matty chat May 4, 2022

Matt

A creature with absoluetly no brain, yet the fattest ass youve ever seen.

"Damn Matt's stupid as fuck but he's got cake"

by fonkymonke May 5, 2022

Matt Appreciation Day

National Nice to Matt day. Must be kind no mean jokes.

Hey don’t forget to compliment Matt tomorrow, it’s Matt Appreciation Day

by IComp x Hotdog October 25, 2022

matt helms

a man who has sexual relations with a dog and names it after some girl from school

“omg he’s totally a matt helms”

by Why don't we bishh October 30, 2022

Matte

A rink made form oregano and argentinian tears.

- Why is he crying?

- Oh! He is just making matte with his tears.

by kooopp November 3, 2022