Matt

But is a word and if you add t it makes butt. I say, add a t to anything? It means butt. Mat+t=Matt Matt=Butt
Dude: I’m going to poop Dude 2: ok. By the way your poop is going to come out of your Matt
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Matt

A guy who says dating is like an interview, you have to make yourself sound better than you are.

A guy who says he's an introvert but spends his evenings yelling at friends online.

A guy who says he stopped investing in the relationship 2 years ago but still got her pregnant.
You're being a real Matt right now, some might call you a coward.
by 5556dan July 28, 2019
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Tallest, most good-looking, perfect guy you could have ever asked for.
I was hoping you could be Matt.
I have never seen such a Matt in my life.
by MATT_FTW November 22, 2021
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Matthews really dry
Like really dry
Really freakin dry…

Especially if your last names Edgson
Person: *asks a question*
Matt: doesn’t respond or responds with “idk
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the kid that tells people to stop manspreading
matt has a dig bick
by its big boy November 08, 2019
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Matt is your twelve year old neighbor who thinks takes shits on your porch and the streams I'm a maverick!! Logang for life!!
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a being. an omnipotent being. beyond the human understanding
person 1: what are you???
?̴̺̞̈́͋͌́̓̑̽?̵̻̤͕͓̳̣̥̮̙̯̀̃̐̈́̓̾͠?̴̛̛̦̱̫̀̋̄͗͋̈́̕? ͚̟̗̞̜̻̐̿ͅ: i'm Matt.
by omgisuck January 16, 2022
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