James

A person with a (giant) penis

James is a name for a guy with a big penis or if it's a girl big boobs

by The Thinking Noob May 4, 2018

James

A person with a big dick

Girl- omg I slept with JAMES last night!
Other girl- omg from his name it sounds like he had a big dick

by Chickenpotlolpop June 7, 2018

James

A gay loser

James is very desperate

by Kekejenbebe November 13, 2019

James

James is a boy that feels left out when he does everything, and barely has any friends, and he has dated at least 4 of your friends. He seems like he is the worst boyfriend you can ever have, but girls feel like he is the best boyfriend you can ever have. James thinks he is super ugly, but the girls. Never tell him how hot he actually is.

Person one: OMG! James is so hot!
Person two: I know right! He has dated 4 of us already!

by FriendlyFire341 January 2, 2020

James

Sure there's a bit of a firey dragon waiting to set you ablaze should you disagree with him inside James but behind that big beast there's also a big softie just wanting love and head rubs. James will lead you on epic campaigns, teach you everything he knows about online gaming and cook you a tasty dinner even after he's had a long day at work. Sure he'll mock your scrabble words but he'll also take you camping and toast you marshmallows and tell you you're beautiful when you're sick with a terrible cold. If you take care of your James he will be your best friend, your fiercest advocate, the love of your life and a hell of a good time in bed. So take care of your James cuz if you don't he'll mess your shit up.

A James is like a porcupine, basically a spiky teddy bear, cute and cuddly but will cut you if you're not cuddling him right.

Look out, it's a James and it looks angry, quick feed him and tell him he's pretty!

I love me some James.

by NerdGirlvsTheWorld April 24, 2018

james rice

The art of picking up human faeces from a swimming pool using long net like apparatus. (gummy for short)

boy 1: look at him, he took a dump in the pool
boy 2: that lifeguard is gonna have to do a james rice now...
boy 1: ahhhhhh, thats nasty.
boy 2: what a gummy!

by gumgum the master May 18, 2009

James White

a straight catholic cracker. ranking officer in KKK.

no, keep your minority friends away from him, he's a James White.

by Geddy Lee March 22, 2004