this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 09, 2019
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Ham injector

Yeah she got him for 18 years now , poor bastard gave her the ham injector n got her pregnant
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Hamming Zaza

Abilities:

1: Invisibility. Eg: Posts and gets 0 likes/comments/shares/views

2: Conversation Manipulation. Eg: Boss "So, Hamming Zaza, what are your previous work experiences" Hamming Zaza: "How was your day"

3: Teleportation. Eg: Hacker "I have your IP" Hamming Zaza: "alt+f4"
Boy 1: "It's almost impossible to be a true Hamming Zaza"

Boy 2: "It's easy, just don't use a device for the rest of your life"
by Hamming Zaza June 01, 2023
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Ham on the side

When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham
my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”
by Mmmeggglee September 23, 2020
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Straight Ham

To Pull off a 1 vs 6 in search and destroy without camping, noob tubing or using any other noob tactic.
Guy 1: Dude, Chris just killed all 6 players in search and Destroy.
Guy2: All of those kills were legit, Chris is so Straight Ham!
by Wazikazi August 01, 2011
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slice of ham

PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"

A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).
Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"

Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"

or

Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"

Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"
by MasterOfDeliMeats October 25, 2017
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slice of ham

me: "oh my god hey you silly slice of ham"
or :
"get to work right now you slice of ham"
by hamfordayzz June 10, 2021
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