dick leaf

1.Its a leaf shaped like a dick

2. A dick shaped like a leaf

HOLY SHIT! ITS A FUCKING DICK LEAF

by Dickleafdefiner October 19, 2015

Dicking market

the list of qualified women that your penis can enter in a specified geographic area

"Valdez, there are 7.6 women per male in your dicking market."

by Bob Dole 007 October 20, 2011

Split Dick

The term used when a person(s) fall with their legs either side of an Tubular object.

Oh no! Ive got split dick!

by Nathan Turner June 23, 2019

Ink Dick

Ink Dick is the common term used when a guy titty fucks a girl who has a tattoo over the centre of her breasts.

Cory got back from Cuba and that boy got himself some "Ink Dick"

by LexusSexGod March 6, 2015

Dick-Looker

Someone who intentionally looks at dicks.

Dr Clark:” Omg Chris is a dick-looker”

by Doctrclark July 30, 2022

dick dialing

The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.

I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.

by blaatzDB July 10, 2009

humble dick

having or showing a modest or low estimate of one's dick. This could range from dick size to ability or simply be one's pure dickness!

Ex. Jamie: Tim you are such a dick! Tim: yes however I was nice to her therefore I'm a humble dick!

by Trailerking April 28, 2014