burning my crumpets

Getting on your nerves; making you angry

Kevin: "WTF, there's been a commercial break like every ten minutes during this show!"

Fergus: "IKR. It's burning my crumpets."

Kevin: "I'm away to the pub instead."

Fergus: "Word."

by marganin January 6, 2011

Papa's Burn Pile

An eco-friendly collection of urban bonfire items (including tree branches and cardboard) that lay in a pile on a big rock until Papa (the patriarch of the house) decides to ask you to move your cars so he can light a match.

Don't worry about the wind last night--just throw those fallen branches on Papa's burn pile.

by bjlowell October 5, 2009

Burn Dreamsexuals day

21st February is Burn Dreamsexuals day. On that day you need to find a dreamsexual and burn them using various armory like flamethrowers. Remember, show absolutely no mercy, even if you are a dreamsexual yourself.

Tyler: Bro, did you hear that its Burn Dreamsexuals day today?

by totallynotwacco February 19, 2022

National Burning Day

November 4th: National Burning Day
The time of the year to go out and burn the gifts from your ex.

Me and the boys are getting rid of our girlfriends gifts tonight in honor of National Burning Day!

by Anonymous12582 November 4, 2019

rug burned dick

rug burned dick is a painful condition when romping a MILF with diminished lubrication in the pussy renders the joystick painful and the dude joyless.
Alternatively, it can also happen when banging a chick that is not clean shaven but sporting hair stubble galore in the nether stubble, which can be as painful for the moment but at least a real man can make her shave, while no pussy juice due to age is without remedy save extraneous oiling substances like coconut oil.

Chad_1: I have a rug burned dick last night. It still hurts, most painful rugburn on my dick ever!
Chad_2: Still banging the MILF with the teenager son next door?
Chad_1: Nope, I moved on to the babysitter I met last weekend but she wasn't expecting to give it up so it was way stubbly...pretty much much like a cactus with a hole.

by Cakelady_banger May 25, 2018

fire water burn

Friends With Benefits, the BHG probably didn't intend it that way but they are kings of innuendo.

Someday you and I will be fire water burn.

by Sdra gon February 22, 2021

Burn N Turn

To "burnout" in a car while turning a corner. Making your tires screech and smoke while turning around a corner

Smokey:"We need to follow that guy bandit"

Bandit:"Hes turnig the corner, I'll get him"

Smokey:"Burn n turn"

by Dick 33 January 14, 2009