A girl that isn't conventionally attractive, but has an infectious bro-personality that you cannot pull yourself away from. A girl that you can't understand. But you adore. Bro-puss.
by Philosophical genius June 17, 2013
Get the Bro-pussmug. a bro hoe is someone that drives or wants a lifted truck with a long bed. wears no fear, so cal, fox, metla mulisha, infamous, or srh. likes supercross, x games, ect. dyes her hair half blonde and half black, or dyes her hair dark brown. is often seen kickin it with the bros. says the words, bro dude, dgaf, liveitup, ect often. spends most of her time on facebook. believes in "talk shit, get hit!" she's white, tall, with big titts. dates a bro who rides. and often kisses her man in public to show the haters that they can look but not touch.
by fuckbroshard;) August 6, 2011
Get the Bro Hoemug. A bro who happens upon every date with you and your girl, who is oblivious to boundaries, then sits in the the middle of y’all at the movies or any other possible romantic setting.
Boyfriend: I’m taking you on a gondola ride in Venice.
Girlfriend: Awe sweetie! I love you!
Later at the long anticipated gondola ride....
Boyfriend: Hey babe... Don’t look now...
Girlfriend looks up.......
Girlfriend: Are you shitting me?! You told the bro-spare!!!
Girlfriend: Awe sweetie! I love you!
Later at the long anticipated gondola ride....
Boyfriend: Hey babe... Don’t look now...
Girlfriend looks up.......
Girlfriend: Are you shitting me?! You told the bro-spare!!!
by Thepubfucks January 27, 2019
Get the The Bro-Sparemug. Someone who routinely bails on a bro, especially when he makes plans to hang out. He will often bail to hang with his mom, or wifey
Example 1:
Me: Hey Bro what time are we heading to the bar tonight?
Bro: Sorry got plans with my mom and wifey.
Me: Oh, okay, thanks bro-bailer. We made plans two days ago.
Example 2:
Me: David never hangs out with his bros... Dudes a total bro-bailer bro.
My bro: totally dude.
Me: Hey Bro what time are we heading to the bar tonight?
Bro: Sorry got plans with my mom and wifey.
Me: Oh, okay, thanks bro-bailer. We made plans two days ago.
Example 2:
Me: David never hangs out with his bros... Dudes a total bro-bailer bro.
My bro: totally dude.
by Svco November 3, 2014
Get the bro-bailermug. by amaaankhannnnn December 20, 2021
Get the Bro Whoremug. A man that paves his own trail for his bros to follow, regardless of how many speed bumps there are.
IE: The bro who isn't afraid to strike out, or jump on the grenade. He is The Bro Hero.
IE: The bro who isn't afraid to strike out, or jump on the grenade. He is The Bro Hero.
Bro Hero: *hits on girl in-front of all her chick friends* Hey what's up baby? *immediately strikes out*
Bro Hero: *does quick match equation and realizes he has a chance with at least 1 of them and turns to the next girl and repeats the cycle* Hey what's up baby?
Bro Hero: *does quick match equation and realizes he has a chance with at least 1 of them and turns to the next girl and repeats the cycle* Hey what's up baby?
by brohero69 December 26, 2015
Get the bro heromug. 