e-tard

Someone who is internet illiterate.

may01:that was great!
juny02: i know, right? lol
may01: what's lol?
juny02: laugh-out-loud, you e-tard!

by d3moni March 21, 2009

Tard

Someone so fucking dumb you would rather be talking to a retard

Bill: What's 9 + 10?
John: 21!
Bill: You goddamn tard john!
John: What a tard?

by Stunky September 6, 2021

Tard

Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.

Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"

Boy - "What?! You jerk!"

tard lard turd

by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016

Tard

The appearance of a moldy poptart left on the kitchen counter for 1 year.

I forgot to trash a popTARD and it became moldy.

by Bishainator November 12, 2018

mini tard

a young turdler residing in the greater boston area.

hey mini tard you suck.

by bigtard April 2, 2012

Au-tard

Slur for an autistic person

With how much you love trains and John Cena, you must be an Au-tard

by CBcooper April 30, 2025

Tard

A adjective for a retard but they do not deserve the 're'

William jones you such a tard

by Henry burford November 12, 2017