daisy slap

when a man is arroused and another person would slap his genitals in a humorouse gesture

Tom was feeling a bit frisky until Mary noticed his errection and quickly slapped it, "O u got me there with that wicked daisy slap Mary!"

by shelby h smith October 20, 2006

jack slap

To beat someone with your jimmy and bust a nut on their face

Get wise son before I hafta Jack Slap you!

by Dr Feelgood June 7, 2004

bacon-slapping

A game played by sneaking up on an indivial and slapping them.

Rules include having to shout "BACON SLAP!!!" before striking the person. If the indivial being tricked mimics the sound of bacon frying before he/she is slapped, the slapper must pull his/her nose back and snort loudly like a pig.

Bob played a new game called bacon-slapping with his friend at work. When Bob had to snort like a pig because he lost the game everyone laughed.

by brody brono October 8, 2006

Slap the Sheik

to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself. Includes all the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Guy 1: How did it go last night?

Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to go home and Slap the Sheik!

by vicariousone April 21, 2011

Penguin slap

A sort of stunning blow to the body, especially the facial ares, that is brought on by use of slap-like hand movement.

Usually occurs when you try to corner an angry penguin.

It's roots in the English language relate back to the Emperor Penguin, the flightless bird with viscous flipper strength .

The novice tmer couldn't take the level 55 penguin becasue he had mastered the penguin slap

by TJ, AKA Penguin October 26, 2005

Slapping pancakes

when a girl masturbates

What is she doing?
Slapping pancakes.

What would you do if someone walked in on you when you were slapping your pancakes?

by Robin91 April 4, 2009

Waffle Slap

When you are at Waffle House at 3am and it is a better use of your syrup-smothered waffle to slap it across the face of your drunk buddy sitting in front of you, rather than to eat it. It has a better effect if you have ordered your waffle with chocolate chips as they give the waffle more weight as well as velocity with the slap.

Me: Hey the waffle house cooks been ashing his cig in my waffle again while he cooks it.

Dude: Are you gonna eat it?

Me: No, I'm gonna waffle slap the shit outta Andrew with that damn waffle when he gets back!

by allstarbreakfast May 17, 2010