The Santa Clause

When a guy cums on his partners chin and it drips down ,making a white beard like Santa clause .

Man she was sucking my dick so good I came on her face and gave her the Santa Clause

by Audrey nikcole August 30, 2018

drunk santa

when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.

So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.

by Hula_girlkicksit September 2, 2018

Dylan santalucia

a bald weak nigga who has no friends, dated Maddie Vandervort and wants to fuck gabby udasco.

Donate: yo is that kid getting beat up over there?

Drew: yeah hes pulling a dylan santalucia

by huddy is funny November 2, 2018

Metal Santa

Only the one and only master of the bass guitar Tom Araya (note metal Santa is only a term used after he got his kickass beard)

Metal Santa only plays for the one and only best band in the world, FUCKING SLAYER

by Mr-big-nobb November 14, 2018

Hobo Santa

He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday

Kid1: I got beans on hobo Christmas what did you get
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans

Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk

by Hobo Santa June 16, 2019

stoned santa

The best place to get Personalized handmade gifts and string art and all forms of personalized gifting done. Stoned Santa is the holy mecca for getting handmade gifts for you and your loved ones.

I just got my perfect Gift from Stoned Santa.

by trippyentrepreneur July 9, 2019

Secret Santa

Christmas is an annual christian celebration of Christ's birth on the 25th of December!
Secret Santa is a event that is held at Christmas. It will need 3 or more people. Each player will receive another players name. Then a player will have to purchase/give something for the player they've been given before the 25th of December! That player has the choice to choose anything for the player they was given.

Player 1 received a lump of coal off player 5 this year for Secret Santa.

by littlebigx July 20, 2019