Shark

Something that the media likes to be obsessed with. Ellen Joe of Zenless Zone Zero, for example.

Are you buying a shark plushie today?

by Lily_The_Supasta January 12, 2025

Shark

Wow you really searched up sharks expecting to find a sex definition? A SHARK IS AN ANIMAL

a shark is a aquatic mammal

by Olivia_aperson May 6, 2023

shark fisting

Shark fisting is the act of placing your two fists together and sticking your thumbs up in the air while you fist your significant other. (Best effects achieved while other is on period.)

Betty; I heard shark fisting can feel really good.
John; I can shark fist ya right now baby.

by sharkfister69 November 14, 2013

Shark

Jokingly offensive malarkey. You will sound very cool when you say this word instead of its predecessor.

"Why you smell like shark bruh" "frankly my dear, I don't give a shark." "Come back here, you piece of shark!"

by Audrew March 6, 2016

Shark

To shark is to put one's dick inside of a nose, this is usually done in rehab when people are having withdrawals and just want to snort anything, so they would snort each other's cum.

I was chillin' in my house when a drug addict hopped in from my window and sharked me.

by Cock Crammer May 26, 2023

Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.

The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Bruce the raft shark

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.

Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.

by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023