Second hand load

When a girl blows a guy and then makes out with you.

Maya blew Peter , and then she kissed Anthony. He swallowed a second hand load.

by taintologist October 1, 2016

Wet Second

Use of the mouth on the breasts and nipples to provide stimulation during sexual activity

Yo, Suzi and Matt were going to wet second on that couch in the middle of the party.

by Tommy Says So January 7, 2010

30 Second Rule

In the case of not knowing exactly how long to keep smaller portions of food in a microwave oven, the general rule of thumb is to tap the "+ 30 Seconds" button on your microwave.

How long should I put the quesadillas in for?" "I dunno, 30 second rule?

by Frohman23 September 6, 2010

5 second rule

an excuse to eat food off the floor.

Eric: *walking along, sees a piece of candy on the ground* NOM

Jason: Dude...

Eric: 5 SECOND RULE

by she who eats food off the floo March 28, 2011

shitty seconds

Originated from the phrase "sloppy seconds". Shitty seconds is the act of taking a shit in the same toilet within a couple minutes after someone else whether the first shitter flushed the toilet or not. The bathroom still smells like shit from the previous shitter and the toilet seat is already warmed up for you. Sometimes, if you are lucky enough, you will even find left over pubic hairs from the previous shitter as an added bonus.

Vuhgena (as she's leaving the bathroom), "Aww okay I'm done."

Antwan, "Damnit I hate shitty seconds! The toilet seat is all warm and it feels weird! I thought girls can't poop!? I mean it smells like shit in here and she got pubic hair everywhere! OMFG is that a used tampon on the floor??"

Dick, "Hurry up Antwan! Shitty thirds are gonna suck!"

by tag0693 August 14, 2011

Greenridge secondary school

greenridge stands for:

Great,
Really
Eager
En
Nlearning
Rhow

Ito
Dstudy because
Gthis is the bukit panjang version of
Eit’s the end besides fajar both for the students and the school because it’s merging in 2023

In 2023:
a: eh, are you from greenridge secondary school?
b: what’s that?

by westspringsecbad August 20, 2021

yio chu kang secondary school

The school where everything is basically not allowed. The rules are fucking unreasonable and the exams are fucking hard asf. The sec ones act like yps and monkeys in the canteen like, calm your gay ass down bitch. I swear to god, this school makes me wanna Kms.

I'm studying at Yio Chu Kang secondary school.

Fuck off.

by Gay little hoe ass bitch August 15, 2021