Rusty hook

A poop-hardend finger in which is put into the girls mouth

During sex the male sticks his finger up the girls buthole and gets poop on it. He lets it dry and hooks it on her cheek.

Friend - Hey how was she last night
You - So good, we got so into it that i gave her a rusty hook

by Anonymous 54 December 9, 2008

Rusty Sheiffs Badge

The anus muscle that has been polished very well after being dropped in the mud.

Don had been so drunk the night before he hadnt been able to do the paper work correctly. When he bent over to pick up the morning paper , Wendy got a right eye full of the rusty sheiffs badge

by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006

rusty

n. A woman who has an absurd amount of sexual intercourse.

v. The appearance of having a loose vaginal canal.

(i.e. harlot, lady of the night, lady in red, prostitute, whore, skank, slut, slag, ho, bimbo, call girl, concubine, tramp, street walker, nymphomaniac, nympho, floozy, wench, party girl, hooker, midnight cowgirl, loose woman, anal astronaut, hostess, workin' girl, tart, strumpet, scarlet woman, lady of pleasure, yes girl, pink pants, trollop, trollop with a scollop, fallen woman, tootsie, jezzebel, hussy, hustler, playgirl, chippy, fuck friend, etc.)

Man 1: Look at that beautiful woman standing by the pool.

Man 2: Yeah, I'm not sure, but I think she's a rusty.

Man 1: What do you mean?

Man 2: Well, I mean she'll fuck anything that moves, including her dog. I had a round with her a few years back and I contracted herpes and leperacy.

Man 1: Do you think a man like me would have a chance with a girl like her?

by Dustin and Arik July 30, 2006

rusty bishop

While in the doggy style position, the man sticks a chess piece up the womans ass followed by his cock and his load. When the woman shits out the chess piece the shit and cum mix together causing the rusty bishop.

Carla couldn't sit down due to her ass leaking, after receiving a rusty bishop last night.

by Dirty_Train December 14, 2008

Rusty Moose

-Verb- The act of pulling a Rusty Moose can be summed up by making a fool of, and/or embarrassing, humiliating, degrading, spoofing, or fa-noodling ones self. And other wise, making yourself look or seem idiotic, dumb, retarded, stupid, ignorant or worthless. May also be implied when ill-referencing something, or refusal of dancing The DK dance.

Guy 1: I got arrested for asking a cop that pulled me over for drunk driving, to hold my beer while i tried to run away.
Guy 2: Dude, you Just pulled a Rusty Moose

by T-Bucket October 24, 2011

The rusty steel shack

Putting it in the rusty steel shack is when you have sexual intercourse with a girl who has her period and then you stick your bloody shaft into her bootyhole.

Yo dude! Did you hear how Brian Greco gave that ugly fat chick the rusty steel shack behind Nirchi's last night!

by wong tong tilli tong March 27, 2009

rusty trumpet

After one performs anal to another, the dingleberries from their butthole stick to your genitals.

That stanky bitch gave me a rusty trumpet!

by tinyladske June 19, 2014