Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.
Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022
Get the Paper Ricemug. Ask an Asian bird to do some roleplaying in the bedroom, blindfold her, put rice in her snatch, pinch her flaps open to spread her hole, then press you asshole on her cunthole and drop a massive fart, then take off her blindfold and tell her all those little ricers didn't see that coming just like her ancestors at Hiroshima.
Bro, i made sushi with this asian chick last night, we used the Hiroshima rice cooker to make the rice, it made the sushi taste like shit.
by Douwntanal October 30, 2019
Get the The Hiroshima rice cookermug. by Big stuff rice October 13, 2020
Get the Lewis ricemug. A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it
by NextJen September 7, 2024
Get the Uncle Ben’s Rice Grimemug. by Sporty75 April 1, 2022
Get the becky fried ricemug. by Hannibabe_Lecter May 3, 2024
Get the Rice crunchymug. by megan20102920 November 1, 2022
Get the kate moya lucia ricemug.