pirate

a pirate is someone that has no greater religious law other than himself or what he already believes in... they are on the forfront of any great change for they have only themselves to relate the truth to

i was a prite. there was no one or bunch of people with a higher moral priciple or religious laws in my surroundings other than that which i alreay was and what i already believed in... so i became a pirate because (as the religion wouild say) I was the LORD

by angus david macfarlane June 13, 2007

pirate patch

taking immense pleasure in releasing faeces onto a womans eye thus making it appear as a pirates patch.

ooo aaargh bitch ur a real pirate now!!

by Shimone October 28, 2003

Pirate Hooker

a friend that is acting aloof and generally likes the cock.

Damnit, you're such a Pirate Hooker.

by Katie Kaleidoscope February 10, 2007

Butt Pirate

One who enjoys taking it up the butt.

Chris Twar is a butt pirate.

by Matt Loesch July 19, 2006

ass pirate

Much like ass hat, refering to someone as a fag(homo, gay, poof, faggot). Someone who likes anal sex preferally from the same sex, thus being a ass pirate for pirating alot of ass.

A> Dude your homo
B> Get fucked your a fag
A> Your a fucken ass pirate dude.

by Phillip K November 1, 2006

double pirate

a dumbass wearing two eyepatches

dude 1: hey dude check out that guy standing there, i think he's wearing two eyepatches

dude 2: omg hes a double pirate

dude 1: hahah what a weirdo, i think he's just sleepy

by heh? August 11, 2007

two eyed pirate

when haveing a 69 with the guy on bottom and befor the the guy has a chance to sqirt the gurl goes all in your eyes you cant see then you flip out jump up and stub your toe on the table then you hop around on one foot

i was eating this bitch and she two eyed pirate all in my face so i flipped and hit my toes off the table FUCK IT SUCKED

by JUSTIN MACLEOD October 10, 2005