When you do anal, and the poop crusts around the male genitalia, making a rust colored hard covering.
by The Strange Cable man June 14, 2015
Extremely mad, steaming mad. Explosive anger when one turns red in the face, blood pressure gets high & curses loudly.
by DKNY104 August 4, 2015
Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
translates into having a few or more drinks before you head out to the bars for the night, thus lessening your bar tab, and making all the shots, combos consumed later go down much more easily.
by sean_amadon July 8, 2010
by DaWordNerd January 9, 2011
by Whythisword August 27, 2022
A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.
“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”
by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023