Paintbox

Last night I had too much to drink
sitting in a club with so many fools
playing to rules
trying to impress and feeling rather empty
I had another drink

What a way to spend that evening
you don't turn up with their friends
playing their game
here in the scene or it should be
far away

Getting up first without remembering
where I've been
I open the door to an empty room
then I forget

The telephone rings and someone speaks
she would very much like to go
out to a show
so what can I do, I can't think what to say
she sees trough any way

Out of the front door I go
traffic's moving rather slow
arriving late
there she waits looking very angry
as cross as she can be

Paintbox

by Death Menace February 21, 2023

PAIN™

It's me the one who brings pain with illsec shit bc I'm a

SKEEEEEEED

Contact a doctor before @'ing illsec about the PAIN™ I caused with his shit

by PAIN™ February 26, 2023

Paintinography

Porn on a painting, basically.

?: This Paintinography makes me bricked up!
??: That's an illustration of a SEVENTEEN year old...

by SexualAnonymous March 4, 2023

Paintinography 17

Porn of an ALMOST qualified adult on a painting, basically.

?: This Paintinography 17 makes me bricked up!
??: That's an illustration of a SEVENTEEN year old...

by SexualAnonymous March 4, 2023

paintumber

Person who was supposedly a plumber back in Mexico but is now a painter and does bad version of both plumber and painter

The paintumber broke my sink.

See also Paintrician and paintacologist.

by Painterabagodo April 21, 2023

Paintjob

The art of anal sex when your girlfriend's/wife's former lunch came splattered all over your penis.

Fred: Girl, u got me paintjobb'd
Karen: eeuckkk!!

by Lukibukifukiyouuu April 28, 2023

Paintience

Word created by Moriah Elizabeth, it’s a combination of Paint and Patience.

This squishy is testing my paintience.

by Serafina.fool May 12, 2023