five-knuckle chuckle

pronoun. to mastubate, to jerk-off

I saw dis chill on T.V earlier, slut made me wanna do the five-knuckle chuckle.

by Thorns069 June 03, 2004

Run Five Miles

Having sex. Based on the scientific assertion that having sex uses the same amount of energy as running five miles.

"I run five miles with the wife last night".

by neilta August 22, 2009

Texas five star

when you slap someone's back and leave a 5 fingered hand print.

Andrew: in the locker room today i texas five starred that one guy

by Andrew and Laura August 24, 2008

High five

A group of five or so guy who have been smoking to much weed.

"Watch out for any high fives, they don't know what they're doing."

by AppleSauceandCrayola April 02, 2016

Five Finger Discount

The use of force by hand via slap or punch in order to obtain an item or service at no charge.

Hey man I'll sell you my bike for $100?

I think I'll take the five finger discount

*hard punch to the face

Thanks for the FREE bike

by The Ammunition Magician March 19, 2010

five deuce reverse

referred as a 25 year old

That bitch is five deuce reverse

by Robo Tron31 September 23, 2007

Five-to-two-er

Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.

howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.

by Schmee June 25, 2004