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Dairy Nipples

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Thou shalt not forsake the name of my dairy nipples in vain!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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Those are just her nipples

A phrase used when something has been completed but it has just been realized that there's still more to do.

Origin: Internet personality Jordan Cole was talking to his friend Henry about this girl he hooked up with who he claimed had "breasts the size of watermelons."

Henry: bro, I'm sorry but I just can't picture a girl with tits that big.
Jordan Cole: let's put it into perspective, they're about the size of your side view mirrors.
Henry: I thought you said they were the size of watermelons?
Jordan Cole: Oh, those are just her nipples.
Hiker 1: Hell yeah, looks like we just reached the summit of the mountain.
Hiker 2: Yeah? Well those are just her nipples, there's still two miles left.
by TheTickleBunny August 21, 2018
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Nipple Spasm

Where your nipples do an amazing spasmic dance
Dude, my girlfriend had a totally awesome nipple spasm last night!
by DragonLord7854 January 17, 2015
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Magic Nipple

A nipple that has the magic ability to make anyone feel better.
Jenny has magic nipples man... I just can't help but smile when I see them!
by donnaynay November 24, 2012
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A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipples. A grouping of more than 3 nipples.
Wow! Look at those Guidos over there with their shirts off, it's a vest of nipples.
by dinky22 September 17, 2022
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dusty nipple

The dried, flaky cum residue found over the tits and/or nipples of one whose chest has just been ejaculated upon.
"Bro, I came on her tits and after 5 minutes she totally had that dusty nipple!"
by rubaac June 12, 2016
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nipple swing

when a bitch is getting on yo nerves, and you are gonna smack down.
" you better be ready to nipple swing. CAUSE BITCH ITS NIPPLE SWING O' CLOCK, AND YOU GONNA ENJOY THE FEELING OF MAH GLOCK"
by honey suckle pussy lips April 27, 2017
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