Mouth Sand-Trap

When one chokes from having cotton mouth after eating dry ass Austin Toasty Crackers with Penut Butter. (Usually when no water is present)

Those crackers Joe gave me were a mouth sand-trap and I almost died because I had no water and a severe cotton mouth.

by Jd__Cg August 16, 2016

motor mouth mildrid

an old hag who rambles about fantasies of knowing mob, celebrities, anyone famous.

Mildrid: I know John Gotti Jr oh hun a plate of spaghetti

Mildrid: I had dinner with George Bush hun and we went to his ranch in texas
Mildrid: I have 10 billion dollars hun i dont need anything

Mike: Goddamn motor mouth mildrid shit the fuck up!
Mildrid: What? ::launches off into another fantasy dweller diatribe::

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 15, 2023

mealy mouth

Someone who rubs you the wrong way, is being difficult or argumentative out of boredom.

Guy A: Geez don't you hate it when you're getting off an elevator and people start walking in to get on before you get off, how rude.

Guy B: Oh, that doesn't bother me.

Guy C: what a fucking mealy mouth

by Matty Jo Jo September 30, 2006

Andy's Mouth Surprise

Sited in Parks & Rec, Andy's Mouth Surprise is when you take Skittles and put it between two Starbursts.

I love Andy's Mouth Surprise because it's nice because the flavor of the Starbursts really bring out a similar flavor in the Skittles.

by ronfksldaingswanson August 7, 2012

dicks in your mouth

The ultimate burn to anyone who says any number. This great burn may seem to be beaten by the number 0 but if any sly character tries to pull that one on you , just say "Pussies you've tocuhed."

Example 1:
Jaret: Yo Pat how old are you?
Pat: 18
Jaret: DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Pat: Fuck I always fall for that lame joke.

Example 2:
Jaret: Pat what's the biggest number you can think of?
Pat: Zero
Jaret: Pussies you've touched, Fuck Pat your so dumb.

by Trevis Smith August 30, 2008

gay mouth

1) The effect of drinking sugary drinks such as non-diet sodas. The sugar creates a sticky residue in your mouth.

2) A non-diet soda

Stop drinking that goddamn gay mouth!

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

Smash Mouth Syndrome

A mildly contagious disease that has a person compulsively singing all star just for the sake of memes. People suffering from smash mouth syndrome may also sing It because the can't get over how catchy "all star" is.

1: Why does he keep singing All Star? Isn't everyone tired of that song?
2: He has Smash Mouth Syndrome, just don't acknowledge him in any way.
1: but he's even doing the voic-
2: shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

3: why did you call it smash Mouth Syndrome if that's the only song the-
2: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrek

by TheCupIsHalfBowl March 28, 2017