Lockblocked

When COVID-19 restrictions stop you from getting a fuck

Was going to fuck this hottie, but the Delta-variant lockblocked me

by Deviantsdo August 6, 2021

Lockdown

A thing that is still going and is really annoying and is being caused by idiots who can’t seem to grasp the concept that staying inside for another week is much better than sneaking out to a giant party at night and singlehandedly extending it by another month.

Jake: Man lockdown is really getting annoying now, I wish it would end.
Felix: Well it would if those idiots stopped being stupid.

by Avracadabra August 18, 2021

Lackofcatitis

When you don't have a cat, but you really really want a cat.

During the pandemic, many people around the world suffered from Lackofcatitis.

by MOrtner September 17, 2021

Locker Salsa

When you urinate blood into a locker room. Can also be used in past tense as Locker Salsaed

"Hey Paul, did you see that Locker Salsa someone did?"

"Yeah."

by GooBeanie September 21, 2021

Locke

A total hottie, that cute boy that I don’t have the courage to ask out. He’s such a cutie. My dream guy

Locke is seggsy

by itzmegersy September 26, 2021

locker 17

A Larry Stylinson fanfiction part of the unholy trinity with i sleep naked and HTCBWSMCASMOA

A fucked up story, with highly toxic characters and subject like PTSD and r*pe.

But it’s kinda good tho..

Ishmael: are you re-reading Locker 17?!
Darcy: I haven’t felt emotion since I finished reading it SO YES. I AM RE READING IT.

Anna: I mean she’s kinda right… even though it was fucked up, it was kind’ve good

by anonymous November 2, 2021

lock

Can be used in a variety of ways. Substitute for “ok”, “yes”, “for sure”, or “bet”.

“The pre game starts at 5”

“Lock”

by Dennismart November 18, 2021