1. British Military slang for a person who did something stupid that resulted in the delay or cancellation of something important. Also known as a space cadet in some circles.
Dave: 'Shit I forgot my passport. Its at home 500 miles away'
Tony: 'Now we will miss our flight!'
Dave 'I know, I'm a complete Spaco Johnson!'
Tony: 'Now we will miss our flight!'
Dave 'I know, I'm a complete Spaco Johnson!'
by captianstabber May 20, 2014
Get the spaco johnsonmug. 
by Thatoneguy00000000 November 26, 2023
Get the Phoenix Johnsonmug. A real racist prick that likes to hang around asian guys but hes black. He also is a master gaslighter, extremely homophobic. Does not want his girlfriend to have she/they pronouns. He loves fighting and his a master anime weeb. He does not know taekwondo.
by ToureIsABastard March 18, 2022
Get the Toure Johnsonmug. That Kid James Johnson is such a fucking tip rider it's unreal, he's been sucking best's dick for title pushes for a while now.
by SCWWrestling May 4, 2020
Get the James Johnsonmug. 
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by Mason Ray Perkins October 21, 2017
Get the Christopher Johnsonmug.