by bitch squad October 9, 2016
Get the jerk circlemug. When a man puts his penis in a first woman's rectum and a second woman fists fucks the first woman in her vagina, stimulating the man to orgasm through the vaginal/colon wall without the man thrusting his penis while the penis is in the first woman's rectum; it's like a hand job, but without actual contact between the hand and penis. Also, the first woman is both penilely ass fucked and vaginally fist fucked at the same time, a more extreme version of a double penetration.
"Man, I was watchin' this two-hooker donkey show in TJ, and the mule was fuckin' the one hooker's ass, and then the other hooker gave the donkey a dyke jerk, felched the cum out of the first hooker's ass, and the hookers snowballed the mule's 'payload' back-and-forth before spittin' it in each other's faces - 'it was fun; I had a fun time ...!'"
by jrdl718 August 31, 2013
Get the Dyke Jerkmug. by Banana12Child December 9, 2019
Get the Tear jerkmug. by Акула May 31, 2020
Get the Insta jerkmug. Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
Get the Jerking off onto Lucky Charmsmug. A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".
Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.
Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.
Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"
by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025
Get the Jerk wipemug. the man rapidly fingers the women until she ejaculates onto the mans hard penis, and then proceeds to jack him off until he finishes.
Benton: Hey Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: oh mia and I are gonna have a nice squirt jerk session.
Bob: oh mia and I are gonna have a nice squirt jerk session.
by benton69 August 4, 2017
Get the squirt jerkmug.