I like you too but just as a friend

This means that u are in the friendzone, I'm sorry bro

Taylor: I think...I think I'm into you

Tom: I like you too but just as a friend

by sad little sock January 16, 2019

You just got F2'd bitch

What you say as you click F2 on ChatRoulette for people exposing themselves because you are pissed off. You were obviously looking for hot chicks, but did not find what you were looking for.

"Come on, something awesome show upppp....
(guy whackin it shows up)
You just got F2'd bitch cuz im sick of just hittin F9 "

by 1986northcack March 04, 2010

I am just jerking your horse

Similar to the phrase "I am just jerking your chain". This phrase is said after you let someone know that what you said previous to the phrase itself was simply in jest, and you were trying to get a rise out of them.
Many confuse this phrase to mean the sexual pleasing of a horse with one's hand. However it refers to the jerking of the reins of the horse.

Sam: Holy shit, Thomas you better get outside someone is towing your car.

Thomas: Oh fuck!

*Thomas runs out, comes back a minute later*

Thomas: What the hell man! My car is fine.

Sam: Relax man I am just jerking your horse, plus I wanted your spot on the couch.

by L K-9 January 21, 2016

just tell em were making ramen

when the cops pull up to your vehicle and ask why its hella smokey..... just tell em were making ramen!

cops: why is it hella smokey?
me: just tell em were making ramen!

by sheramen October 03, 2016

Girls Just Wanna Have Fennel Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with fennel!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Girls Just Wanna Have Fennel Burger, it comes with fennel!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 13, 2018

Why don't you just make a pizza?

An appropriate alternative to any suggestion whatsoever.

"Hey, we were going to get Chinese food. Want to come along?"
"Why don't you just make a pizza?"

"The United States need to send more, better armed troops to Iraq in order to win the peace and keep America's interests in the Middle East."
"Why don't you just make a pizza?"

by Black Omega October 26, 2004

Niandra LaDes and Usually Just a T-Shirt

Niandra LaDes and Ususally Just a T-Shirt is a solo album created by former Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarest John Frusciante the album was released March 8, 1994. The album has a tecno, rock, lofi edge to it. It's a combination of dark and molotic sounds that John gets out of instruments such as vocals, guitar, piano, bass and clairinet.

Niandra Lades and Usually Just a T-Shirt is a solo album by John Frusciante.

by lucas_222 August 04, 2007