Book

It means $100,000

I need a book, or I have saved up to get a book

by Big Boss 95 April 15, 2022

booked

booked is a verb that discribes the action of crazy feminists whooo hit men in the head with a book or a magazine. They most oftenly use a dictionary as their weapon of choice.

"Fuck, Juliette just booked me again. Fucking feminist!"
"Dude, I just got motherfucking booked on the hat by some crazy feminist female."

by squeekygamequebec April 16, 2022

Book whore

A person sexually attracted to books
A person who seductively touches a book

Look at that book whore kissing her prisoner of azkaban book

by Books aare smeggsy November 15, 2020

Booked

book
/bo͝ok/

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verb
gerund or present participle: booking

Have all appointments or places reserved; be full. Engage (a performer or guest) for an occasion or event. It’s a different definition for booking but also a Type of Dating (aka a One Night Stand) it could turn out different. When you meet up with the person you’d be acquainted with a list of things to do.

Deion: "I'm booked till, like, 2014"
2 Seductive Girls: "the promoter booked him for another appearance"

by GorillaWolf2099 November 22, 2020

Booked

Ugly

That bitch is booked

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Book Hangover

Getting so emotionally invested in a book that you think about it for days on end. Characterized by sadness experienced when the book is over and the realization that one will never have the opportunity to feel the way they did reading it for the first time.

I finished reading the last Jhumpa Lahiri novel and have the worst book hangover.

by anonymous December 12, 2020

Face book

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020