A hipster who is a fake friend of an individual who is not a hipster. S/he doesn't want a serious friendship, so if you have a hipster friend, sooner or later s/he will stab you in the back or let you down.
Person 1: That fucker! When I told him I need his help he suddenly disappeared. And now, when I meet him on the street he looks away.
Person 2: Nevermind, bro, he was just a hipster friend.
Person 2: Nevermind, bro, he was just a hipster friend.
by bluesmaster December 12, 2012
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Non-hipster: Your hair looks..."interesting"...have you had it cut?
Hipster: Yes, it's Hipster-puff.
Hipster: Yes, it's Hipster-puff.
by StarchyCakes June 23, 2012
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When you claim to be an enlightened and unique individual but don't realize the extreme duality in your efforts to be different have crafted you out to be just another sheep on the hunt for individuality. Ba'aaah.
Person 1#: Todd just picked up a flannel, record player, and a peruvian beanie from urban outfitters to impress that one kombucha cunt from sociology.
Person #2: The cringe is strong, the hipst'ocracy makes me want to commit neckrope.
Person #2: The cringe is strong, the hipst'ocracy makes me want to commit neckrope.
by theblackadder February 25, 2019
Get the Hipst'ocracy mug."Golden Hipster" a Hipster that is well above the age of your parents laughing at something that you little half autistic brother wouldn't even find funny.
by aaronglaser December 12, 2009
Get the Golden Hipster mug.An individual who frequents the hipster scene but wears and promotes name/designer brands. Doesn't particularly enjoy thrifting but likes consignment stores for a good bargain on designer brands.
by casey mae January 17, 2011
Get the Gucci Hipster mug.A city born hippy who actually values bathing and possess's skills such as "getting your shit together" but still follows a relatively hippy lifestyle. Granola hippies may even enjoy activities such as video games, riding in cars, and warming their genitalia with the space heater for the hell of it.
by zombi April 21, 2015
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by Pace June 3, 2004
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