Everyone knows Jason as the King of Hearts—he’s got a thing for white women and never dates outside his type
by TheWhiteHunter March 7, 2025
Get the King of Heartsmug. Posting right now I shouldn’t do…
It is just I love YOU!!!
YOU have my heart!!!
From the start…
I knew from the first day!!!
Confused today…
In quite a few ways…
So many words I want to say…
No longer they move…
The way they made my heart groove…
For hours I could play…
A huge smile I would display…
My heart was filled with joy…
Something only you can give…
I dream of the moments to come…
You and I finally… one.
Now I ponder…
Have I become a bother…
I can only wonder…
And hope an answer there is another…
It is just I love YOU!!!
YOU have my heart!!!
From the start…
I knew from the first day!!!
Confused today…
In quite a few ways…
So many words I want to say…
No longer they move…
The way they made my heart groove…
For hours I could play…
A huge smile I would display…
My heart was filled with joy…
Something only you can give…
I dream of the moments to come…
You and I finally… one.
Now I ponder…
Have I become a bother…
I can only wonder…
And hope an answer there is another…
On the coaster I seem to be…
What if …
It doesn’t matter…
Up or down… I will always love HE!!!
He is YOU!!!
I will always love YOU!!
Regardless if they move…
Or posts you can do…
YOU have my heart…
What if …
It doesn’t matter…
Up or down… I will always love HE!!!
He is YOU!!!
I will always love YOU!!
Regardless if they move…
Or posts you can do…
YOU have my heart…
by a dream and 💔 December 29, 2023
Get the Heartmug. A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 1, 2019
Get the Heart Attack Goaliemug. Mitsuki : Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*
by SlimeBoy6019 January 8, 2023
Get the Washing Machine Heartmug. A lightly-cloured English mustache originally used to describe Nigel Mansell's huge mustache. The term became popular when Suzuka circuit was selling fake Mustaches.
That Englishman had a Lion-Heart Mustache.
by NyanCake007 August 16, 2018
Get the Lion-Heart Mustachemug. Lonely hearts day is the day before valentine’s day (february 13th). On this day we all come together to realize valentine’s day is the day after in which we get to watch everyone’s happy valentine’s with their mediocre chocolates and remember no one will be buying us chocolate anytime soon. Not to be confused with broken hearts day which is the day after (february 15th) .
happy person in loving relationship: I can’t wait to celebrate Valentine’s day!
the rest of us: lol can’t relate i’ll be crying in the corner on lonely hearts day.
the rest of us: lol can’t relate i’ll be crying in the corner on lonely hearts day.
by averyhappyboy September 2, 2018
Get the lonely hearts daymug. A nigga who is cold hearted and doesn't care anymore what happends to him or what society throws at him
by Lil idk January 15, 2023
Get the Cold hearted ass niggamug.