Google second

The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.

Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.

Did take a Google second to prove that?

by Laverna's profit February 28, 2018

Google+

A social media website that only a few people use unironically

"Remember Google+...oh okay then"-Google

by Extra oof May 9, 2018

Google Map

When you're so bored that you get out your small ass laptop and find your location in 3D. Google Mapping is a sign of complete utter stupidity.

Alex: Yo i'm bored so i'm going to Google Map
You: This is why you have no friends Alex

by Tasty_Spaghetti March 15, 2018

google-paranoia

The belief by google that every login is potentially fake and deserves deep investigation

fuckin' google-paranoia is nagging me again

by artag May 12, 2018

Google

Basically another word for Search at this point.

Person 1: I lost my mechanical pencil
Person 2: Go google for it!

by Internalxd August 13, 2018

google road

Unusual, and often unpractical road suggested by Google maps that's supposed to slighly shorten your itinerary but you regret taking

Sorry, I got stuck on a Google road again

by P_djay September 1, 2018

Google-slap

Google-slap: verb- the flick of the wrist to show someone the info on your cellphone, proving the statement they're making or just made, is wrong.

"Dude was trying to say some bullshit about London being the capitol of Paris, so a bunch of us whipped out our phones and GOOGLE-SLAPPED him into submission. The party was much more fun without that blowhard's continuous bs."

by Yzur September 8, 2018