Uncle Fingers

An overly, creepy, work colleague who excels in sinister innuendo and hits on every female member of staff, with younger women being preferred.

Usually balding, and overweight, with unassuming features.

Has an uncanny knack of making even the most thick-skinned employees feel uncomfortable during his presence.

Ted: Have you met Uncle Fingers working in accounts?

Sally: Yeah he hit on me, the other day, in the break room.

Ted: Serious?!

Sally: Yeah! I needed a fucking shower after he'd asked me if I wanted to go with him to the Miley Cyrus concert...

by iTal July 1, 2011

Finger Balls

Finger Balls is the false sense of courage one develops when texting that doesn`t exist in a normal verbal conversation.

Did you see his text? He wouldn't say that to my face, he has some mad FINGER BALLS.Finger, balls, guts, courage, bravery,

by moonbeammaker July 31, 2012

finger pop

noun: a douchebag troll on the internet

Yeah, that guy was acting like a real finger pop on the board last night.

by The Midlothian Mindflayer November 30, 2009

3 fingers

When a girls pussy is so loose that it can fit 3 finger maybe even a 4th

Yo yesterday I was fucking keisha and I fit 3 fingers in that hoe

by Ass eater ;p July 5, 2018

The Naked Finger

When a married person does not wear his or her wedding ring because he or she is angry at his or her spouse. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Mary was mad at her husband Bill for refusing to make dinner, so she gave him the naked finger.

by Mrs. Henry January 4, 2009

Finger buffet

The act of inserting the finger(s) into a females vagina

What did you do with Mary last night?

I gave her a finger buffet!

by Amdy Baines November 7, 2010

Finger Vault

The female version of spank bank. When a woman recalls an explicit memory in order to achieve an orgasm while masturbating.

Mary was able to cum as soon as she went into her finger vault and replayed the hot sex she had with a stranger the previous night.
Leslie couldn't cum so she went to the finger vault for inspiration.

by wicwtch December 15, 2008