ear stuff

When you stick your dick in an ear and nut so that its muffling their hearing.

Last nights ear stuff was so hot, you couldn't even hear me when i told you to make me a sandwich.

by Fuck u thats my name October 24, 2017

stoner ears

When you are stoned and you can hear people from far away.

Last night, I could here the people from the other end of the building with my stoner ears.

by StonedLife October 28, 2015

ear cuddling

When Two People Share Ear Buds Together.

Awwww did You See Those Two Ear Cuddling Together? They Are So Cute.

by thatoneguyx13 September 25, 2013

Giving Ear

Just like giving head, but with your mans ear

Giving ear: making out with your SO ear

by Fezformandonnahydekelso June 3, 2018

old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012

velvet ear

Club soda

Get me a velvet ear....

by Rickthetoolman February 18, 2018

Boob Earrings

Better sounding term for “Nipple Piercings”.

Lisa, did you get new boob earrings? Love the bar bells!

by Drewisms October 2, 2021